in the 2200s, the last surviving members of the House of Kennedy-LePen (which only a century earlier ruled over much of Otanist Italo-France and defeated the Magaite warlord coalition at the battle of Cleveland) now spend their days in a cave in what was once Paris, masturbating to crude drawings of the TianXia Valkyries and shouting out the fact for the rest of the city to hear