• Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Bro your ancestors starved peasants to death and pillaged countries so they could live in insane luxury, disrespect is the least they deserve.

    Like, I had shitty ancestors too on at least one side of my family, you gotta move on and not defend them just because you're related.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      They inherited land and wealth so they need to defend their ancestors or else the poors might question why they deserve the land and wealth

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Yes, actually, beheading tyrants and shitting on foreign gods were popular Hellenic passtimes.

    I'm telling you, root and branch. Any survivors become a potential nucleus for revanchists.

  • booty [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    If I were Eduard Habsburg, I'd be keeping quiet about my family history. Dude is lucky he's allowed to continue existing, and the people might get tired of royal failsons like him working made up jobs and living in luxury on name alone while running their big mouths any time.

      • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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        4 months ago

        in the 2200s, the last surviving members of the House of Kennedy-LePen (which only a century earlier ruled over much of Otanist Italo-France and defeated the Magaite warlord coalition at the battle of Cleveland) now spend their days in a cave in what was once Paris, masturbating to crude drawings of the TianXia Valkyries and shouting out the fact for the rest of the city to hear

  • nightshade [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Conservatives: "Western values are under attack!"

    Also conservatives: "NOOOOO how dare you celebrate one of the foundational events of Western liberalism!!!"

  • kristina [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    and we'll fuckin do it again if you dont shut the fuck up

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    It's been 2 centuries since the French gave Louis the Loser the Choppy Boi treatment, get a new thing to whine about.

    Even the loathsome Anglo doesn't whine about Charles getting axed

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Usually I couldn't care less about the Olympics but in this rare instance I must offer critical support to the French for boiling this much chud piss just by putting on a show.