Trying to claim the suburbs like it is the hood is something seventh grade boys would try to do to seem cool. This is the kind of shit that keeps conservatives permanently lame. All they have is Frankenstein reverse engineered versions of things that once trended organically.
Cheers to this chud, and may he have a long, long life filled with many decades of regret for that "Suburban Legend" face tattoo
...or, y'know, if he kicks it next week? That's probably cool too
Trying to claim the suburbs like it is the hood is something seventh grade boys would try to do to seem cool. This is the kind of shit that keeps conservatives permanently lame. All they have is Frankenstein reverse engineered versions of things that once trended organically.
I mean this guy is clearly hirsute enough that he could cover it up - but he chooses to shave only that specific part of his face.