Guy who lives in the most privileged country in the world with the ability to afford land and stupid toys: “we could end up like Ukraine any second now. Better learn CQB and boots-on-the-ground patrolling in the drone era!”

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    If the shit hits the fan, these fuckers are gonna go to ground and starve to death when their 3 month supply of emergency bacon runs out

    • sourquincelog [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        The same neighbors who also invested in guns and survival buckets

        Yes, it will be funny to see them shoot each other and act like it's the end times

        • huf [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          yeah, they're gonna be so terrified they'll accidentally shoot each other cos a raccoon knocked over a trashcan at night