Guy who lives in the most privileged country in the world with the ability to afford land and stupid toys: “we could end up like Ukraine any second now. Better learn CQB and boots-on-the-ground patrolling in the drone era!”

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    If the shit hits the fan, these fuckers are gonna go to ground and starve to death when their 3 month supply of emergency bacon runs out

    • sourquincelog [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        The same neighbors who also invested in guns and survival buckets

        Yes, it will be funny to see them shoot each other and act like it's the end times

        • huf [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          yeah, they're gonna be so terrified they'll accidentally shoot each other cos a raccoon knocked over a trashcan at night

  • buh [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    based on vibes alone I'm guessing "The Modern Outlaw" is a guide for how to convince a cop that you're a sovereign citizen in a traffic stop

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      It’s about saluting the flag and saying thank you to brave boys in green!

        • sourquincelog [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          I thought you were talking about the drone in the screenshot at first lol

          • LocalOaf [they/them]
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            1 month ago

            Skeet shooting with a shotgun is legitimately good training for taking down a quadcopter tbh

            I think there have been infantry squads in the Ukraine War equipping a squad member with underbarrel masterkey shotguns even though they were originally for shooting out door hinges for door breach and clears in MOUT, but they're good in a pinch to increase hit probability on a quadcopter compared to rifles

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    This dude seems the type to gun down the delivery person at his porch. (He ordered another round of MRE packs).

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Not pooping for weeks from eating nothing but MREs and not drinking water because he "hates the taste" to own the libs

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    I'd rather read an IRGC field manual if I could get a hold of one. At least take your advice from people with real guerilla experience.

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      From anecdotes I’ve heard from random military generals and officers, it seems that they teach Mao in US military academies. I remember Mark Millie testified that BLM isn’t communist because he read “Mao Tse Tung” at westpoint and the two have nothing in common lol

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    1 month ago

    Pure ideology, man. They fantasize about anarchy and chaos where the world becomes a complete free-for-all and everyone kills each other for scraps, where you as the big man stay awake with your shotgun all night to protect your sleeping family. It comes from this hyper-individualistic mindset which isn't unique to the US, but a lot more common there than in other places I think.

    Of course, you just have to take one look at the real world to realize it's horseshit. Societies have collapsed before. Natural disasters have destroyed cities. Wars have destroyed entire countries. Gaza is being razed to the ground right now and it hasn't turned into an "every man for himself" scenario because that's just not how humans work. People survive by communicating and coordinating with others. That's why we rule the planet. We can designate one guy to be the doctor, one guy to farm crops for everyone and one guy to build shelters instead of everyone individually being mediocre at all 3. Being so obsessed with independence from society is idiotic. Your best bet for survival in a crisis is joining and/or rebuilding a community as quickly as possible.

  • GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Wonder if there's any survival channels about building a community and helping each other rather than being a lone wolf and dying after a week because you accidentally shit your intestines out after eating spoiled meat.

  • shath [comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    things men should be doing NOW

    cut to [redacted] going to therapy