badposting • 29 days ago

Animals are stupid

badposting • 29 days ago

seriously most of them are absolute mongrels

how the fuck have most of them still not discovered teamwork? If a horde of prey animals simply turned around and fought, they'd outnumber the predator 9/10 times by a huge amount.

Like, really - how are wildebeest and hogs and such allowing lions to take them? If I'm a wildebeest and I see the lions prowling, I'm rallying the troops and creating some sort of testudo, and if a lion makes an attempt it gets swamped and gored and so on.

What is with these prey animals splitting and scattering? THEYVE BEEN HUNTING YOU LIKE THAT FOR 2 MILLION YEARS YOU MORONS

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"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you"

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