He used to be funny at least. Now every public appearance he just whines and complains like a loser. He doesn't even have a good nickname for Kamala.

He doesn't make jokes anymore, he doesn't say anything shocking or edgy. He doesn't even make any funny gaffs. He's just sad, boring and low energy now. sad-boi Maybe he's getting old? IDK.

Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Curt!s "Mendac!ous Mo!dbug" Jarv!n was a body double all along? wowee

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Curt!s "Mendac!ous Mo!dbug" Jarv!n

        Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          He's still around, still collecting money from the billionaires he bootlicks for, and I'd probably have more to say than that if I didn't move out of his typical area of support.

      • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        "Good news, your gender affirming surgery has been approved!"

        "Yes! Finally!"

        "Bad news, you have to impersonate Trump for a few years."

        "..."