Infamousblt [any] to chapotraphouse • 1 month agoAs a High Powered Business Professional, I don't waste energy on inefficient activities like using my turn signalmessage-squaremessage-square25 fedilinkarrow-up141file-text
arrow-up141message-squareAs a High Powered Business Professional, I don't waste energy on inefficient activities like using my turn signalInfamousblt [any] to chapotraphouse • 1 month agomessage-square25 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear5·1 month agoAs a High Powered Business Professional the world wasn't ready for my idea of an app based ass wiping service. link
minus-squareWertheimer [any]hexbear7·1 month agoThe world confused it with my ass-based app wiping service, which uses two-factor buttprint authentication to install Crowdstrike updates. link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear5·edit-21 month ago app based ass wiping service How about an ass based app wiping service? EDIT: FUCK! Someone beat me to posting that. link
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]hexagonhexbear4·1 month agoUnderstandable honesty. As a High Powered Business Professional I don't have time to wipe my doodoo ass. I just let the crust build up a protective layer link
As a High Powered Business Professional the world wasn't ready for my idea of an app based ass wiping service.
The world confused it with my ass-based app wiping service, which uses two-factor buttprint authentication to install Crowdstrike updates.
How about an ass based app wiping service?
EDIT: FUCK! Someone beat me to posting that.
Understandable honesty. As a High Powered Business Professional I don't have time to wipe my doodoo ass. I just let the crust build up a protective layer