Jurassic Park isn't far behind though.

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    For the love of God please stop making poor old Harrison Ford pretend to be a 40 year old treasure hunter.

    Nobody wants to watch "Indiana Jones and the Non ADA Compliant Ramp Outside the Post Office"

    • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]
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      1 month ago

      I still don't understand why Indiana Jones wasn't made into a sort of James Bond legacy character

      Like the movies are my problematic favs - yes, I know they're steeped in racism but also it's fun to see Nazis get decked and all - but there's something depressing about the latest movie being mostly about Jones being old, decrepit, and cranky. It loses a lot of its charm that way

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Like the movies are my problematic favs - yes, I know they're steeped in racism

        They have other problems, too, especially if you look into the Marian character and the fact that Spielberg and Lucas almost made her even younger. libertarian-alert

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            30 days ago

            anprim-pat Me, coming to joylessly scold all your treats away, including your toothbrush.

            (I missed you too! Glad you're still posting strong)

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Especially considering he literally has a young protege in a bunch of the movies, the passing of the torch writes itself.

        Unless they're just really committing to the bit and soon they're gonna have a movie where Ford is the ancient mcguffin a new younger adventurer has to find a "rescue"/steal.

        • LocalOaf [they/them]
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          30 days ago

          Lmao, Shia LeBeouf got purge-1 purge-2'd so hard

          Just looked it up and he has a recent lawsuit for SA shit from FKA Twigs, so fuck him and I'm retroactively glad he's washed up

        • Dolores [love/loves]
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          30 days ago

          i'm 90% certain that was the idea with Crystal Skull & Shia leboufe but i think it disappointed money-wise and Shia became less of a rising star and more of a liability for the studios

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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        1 month ago

        There are books upon books of Young Indiana Jones and also some solid Indiana Jones games that could get the screen treatment. They're RIGHT FUCKING THERE USE THOSE

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        30 days ago

        Somehow the idea that Indiana Jones is a character and not Punch People Action Guy and he must be played by Harrison Ford is so absurd. He is a hat, a jacket, a whip, exciting danger and punching. Harrison Ford wasn't even the first guy to play Indiana Jones from a thematic standpoint. They were ripping off old adventure serials which starred that exact archetype.

      • SSJMarx@lemm.ee
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        30 days ago

        a sort of James Bond legacy character

        For some reason Hollywood completely forgot that you're allowed to re-cast roles and put new actors in them. I suppose you could see it as a reflection of the generational dynamics in the whole country - boomers clinging to what they got and refusing to yield anything to the younger generation until they're absolutely forced to.

      • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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        30 days ago

        The racism and misogyny are fucking hard to sit through as an adult, i rewatched the first one recently ang omg. The love subplot is Indi slept with a 16 year old and she falls in love with him.

        • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]
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          30 days ago

          Made doubly worse that the latest two movies involve that being a fond relationship that he pines over, which is fucking gross

          They're Not Great, that's for sure

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      1 month ago

      Nobody wants to watch "Indiana Jones and the Non ADA Compliant Ramp Outside the Post Office"

      I-was-saying i think people should be generally more aware and passionate about ADA compliance

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        30 days ago

        Everybody always forgets you need the donkey dick past the last step at the top and bottom.

        • Dolores [love/loves]
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          30 days ago

          just reading that in my inbox forgetting the context was a fucking trip