He used to be funny at least. Now every public appearance he just whines and complains like a loser. He doesn't even have a good nickname for Kamala.
He doesn't make jokes anymore, he doesn't say anything shocking or edgy. He doesn't even make any funny gaffs. He's just sad, boring and low energy now.
Maybe he's getting old? IDK.
Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.
Countdown to chuds saying Trump was replaced by a trans person...
"Good news, your gender affirming surgery has been approved!"
"Yes! Finally!"
"Bad news, you have to impersonate Trump for a few years."
"..."
Sir, we have our best transvitigators on the case. We'll nab trans Trump in no time!