![[Not the Onion] Disney wants NYU doctor allergy death suit tossed because of widower’s Disney+ subscription](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/d26486dd-483c-4b69-ba73-2db034dca1f4.png){kind=link}
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/E1PJA
This woman died at a Disney-owned restaurant, and her widower sued. Disney is moving to dismiss the case because he agreed to an arbitration clause in 2019 when he signed up for... Disney+.
https://subium.com/profile/notalawyer.bsky.social/post/3kzno3o2u752b
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The Supreme Court decided in a surprising 6-3 majority ruling that if you have a Disney+ subscription - your children are in effect Disney property and can be assigned to DisneyMining or DisneyToxicWasteDisposal at any time."