I intern for a bean counter at a Beanis Factory.
Our job is to identify Fake Beanis (Fauxeanis) that has assidently slipped into circulation.
The Beanis Industry has been plagued by counterfeit Baked Beanis, and that bothers the bosses at Big Beanis.
that's probably enough to buy yourself a nice Pinto to put in the garage
I've always wanted to restore a dry one.