I intern for a bean counter at a Beanis Factory.

Our job is to identify Fake Beanis (Fauxeanis) that has assidently slipped into circulation.

The Beanis Industry has been plagued by counterfeit Baked Beanis, and that bothers the bosses at Big Beanis.

  • miz [any, any]
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    27 days ago

    that's probably enough to buy yourself a nice Pinto to put in the garage

  • Wertheimer [any]
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    27 days ago

    A Beanis currency exchange is also known as a "kidney transplant"

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    27 days ago

    Im sorry to say but the Beanis factory paying you in beans is no different from the company paying you in company scrip. You're getting robbed comrade

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      27 days ago

      Baked Beanis is actually currency. I may be losing the value of my surplus Beanis, but it's still Cold, Hard Beanis.

      Edit: MY BOSS SAID BEANIS ISN'T REAL MONEY meow-tableflip

      You were right. cri

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        27 days ago

        It's time to take back the beanis value of your labor. It is rightfully yours.

  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    27 days ago

    We woke up one morning and fell a little further down

    For sure as the valley of death

    I open up my wallet

    And it's full of beans