• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    30 days ago

    the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers' datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.

    getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
      cake
      ·
      29 days ago

      You speak their language well. Were you forced to work amongst them?

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          29 days ago

          It was except that the intended use of the device was fucking pointless. Squeezing the bag did the same thing!

          • buckykat [none/use name]
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            29 days ago

            Yes it was a stupid fucking product and had no reason to exist but those gears sure are pretty. I bet this stupid wifi grill is all cheap pot metal and rusts out in a year though.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              29 days ago

              Salvaging those bazinga devices for premium parts gets my full support.

              • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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                29 days ago

                cool cyberpunk future where scavengers roam the suburban wastes for high tech grills to harvest parts

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                  29 days ago

                  I wonder if dungeon crawls of the future will involve cracking open bazinga billionaire bunkers to look for treasure, food stockpiles, and slaves to liberate. adventure-time