charcoal
wifi enabled
What. Charcoal grills are just metal boxes you put burning stuff in, it's not like there's a flow of gas from a tank to be regulated or any sort of control to it, it's just lumps of carbon that are on fire.
This is also a smoker, meaning you could be cooking things for 8+ hours. You can control temperature and smoke remotely this way.
the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers' datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.
getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.
In this house we follow a strict data-driven burger paradigm
You speak their language well. Were you forced to work amongst them?
No, juicero was actually built bizarrely well from a purely mechanical perspective this thing is probably built like shit.
Yes it was a stupid fucking product and had no reason to exist but those gears sure are pretty. I bet this stupid wifi grill is all cheap pot metal and rusts out in a year though.
cool cyberpunk future where scavengers roam the suburban wastes for high tech grills to harvest parts
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
We just hit 51 burgers!
She's losing wifi SHE'S GONNA BRICK!!
love a fucking wifi enabled grill lmao. love to be
while 
Death to America
How many burgers can you grill in your mind at once? That’s your burgerscore
Do I count the pre-existing burger tulpa I keep for when I'm hungry
Wifi aside, does that mean it can fit 51 burger patties? Who's actually smoked burgers before? Does it taste good?
I fucking hate how every appliance has to connect to the wifi now. It's a fucking grill! It grills burgers! I don't want to try to grill a burger only for the bloody thing to brick itself because of a bad firmware update!
"My grill has a 51 Burger Count"
"lol, 'Americans will measure with anything besides the metric system', right?"
"No, I only measure in Burger Count"
