Shitloads of sppoilers

  • I confronted the mirror and accepted the horror that is pain

  • I failed to grab the necktie. My heart attem,pted to kill me but failed

  • I have withstood the cruel electric light of day.

Goodign to get my shoes now weish me luck

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    hexagon
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    3 months ago

    I hjave reclained the shoe. I am as it were dreessssed

    SAVE SCUmming I want to have fuck with you because w2hat could happen? What could this reveal?

    Not sure if tyhat was better or worse than the other erslelslts

    I have survived the stairs. There is a lovely man in an oiragne coat

    RIP the crypotzoolidists wife. Wait. No. She's alive. I think... I htinjk.... didi iwin?

    There are nmo secrets wait no there are secrest wbetween us dammn. Kim does seem conviced taht I need medcial attanetion though.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 months ago

      I have escaepd the first dungeon... cafetaerias. I ahve aescaped the acefetaria. I own fewer real shtan I woul dhave if I didn't hei the cryptozoolagists wife.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 months ago

        I have aobtained glovbes. Kim has a cool car. I shoud nto manipualtye the car. Everyione might die. I might die. The car is a machine of powert. I am not ready for power.

        I have successully a doctor. It was no thalep help hlep helpful. As garocters are want to be.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          3 months ago

          Apprently Jimmy Hoffa rights this part of mrevolchalty? idk why my typing is so shit, not sure wait I think if I just slow down a little I can tytpe coherenly. well mostly coherently.

          Either way, something has Sylvie scared. Figure we're definitely going to have to bring electro-cheistry down on my enemies at some point.

          Appreantly I was doing cop shit for three days straight? Well, someone was, and now I'm stuck in his body, carrying his debts. Wow... damn that previous guy was a shithead.

          @UlyssesT@hexbear.net Am I the same cop who checked in to the Whirling-in-Rags three days ago?

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
            hexagon
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            edit-2
            3 months ago

            I'm meting all kinds of cool people who live in the little box in Kim's car. There certainly are a lot of people inm there. All of them are angry at me, which iseems reasonable based on my keen piggy snout's deducation abilitie.

            I have lost my gun. This seems bad. the poor tavern wench I was terrorizing clearly mentioned I had a gun, and now I do not. The necktie says this is not bad. I trust the necktie. The necktie is my friend, like Kim. the necktie is my third party member.

            The officver is describving his genitalia in exaggerated terms.

            I survived the radio call to the police. I did not die.

            Shit. There are scabs. Scabs? I was not able to gaze in to tommies soul. O jave discovered a book store. I am dumb as hell, which is natural for cops. I am not certain I can actually read.

            I thinkI intuited something about the bookseller girl.

            There is something in the water. I will investigatge. I haVE DISCOVERED, I believe, a sea fort

            I see... a bag. profit... awaits? I threw the ball. Also, communards did something cool here back in the day. I threw the ball in to the water, btw. I don;'t think I was supposed to do that. Suicide sex cult propaganda and mad anarchist women with shrapnel bombs. Cool shit

            The beachhead! Amphianaisisisi! I met an old fascisti. Oh worse a monarchist

            Trying to punch a kid. Lost.

          • UlyssesT
            cake
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            edit-2
            3 days ago

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          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            3 months ago

            Dxm isn't the best for typing. It's fun tho, I should blast some cough gel caps sometime

            • peeonyou [he/him]
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              3 months ago

              i used to do that a lot.. i found that a few days later i'm EXTREMELY irritable and impulsive.. it goes away a day or two later but it is really freaky

              • Frank [he/him, he/him]
                hexagon
                ·
                3 months ago

                Ojh i have bupolar disorder i'm always impuslive and often irritable cannt wait to see what i'm like after a week of scorched earth anti-viral warfare.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      ·
      3 months ago

      Don't save scum, it's a choose your own adventure novel more than a game. Let the dice fall as they may and play it again later.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 months ago

        Wanted to see. Just that one bc seemed so ridiculous. Wait she seemed to know i didn't know anything?