Shitloads of sppoilers

  • I confronted the mirror and accepted the horror that is pain

  • I failed to grab the necktie. My heart attem,pted to kill me but failed

  • I have withstood the cruel electric light of day.

Goodign to get my shoes now weish me luck

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    hexagon
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    3 months ago

    I have aobtained glovbes. Kim has a cool car. I shoud nto manipualtye the car. Everyione might die. I might die. The car is a machine of powert. I am not ready for power.

    I have successully a doctor. It was no thalep help hlep helpful. As garocters are want to be.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      3 months ago

      Apprently Jimmy Hoffa rights this part of mrevolchalty? idk why my typing is so shit, not sure wait I think if I just slow down a little I can tytpe coherenly. well mostly coherently.

      Either way, something has Sylvie scared. Figure we're definitely going to have to bring electro-cheistry down on my enemies at some point.

      Appreantly I was doing cop shit for three days straight? Well, someone was, and now I'm stuck in his body, carrying his debts. Wow... damn that previous guy was a shithead.

      @UlyssesT@hexbear.net Am I the same cop who checked in to the Whirling-in-Rags three days ago?

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        hexagon
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        edit-2
        3 months ago

        I'm meting all kinds of cool people who live in the little box in Kim's car. There certainly are a lot of people inm there. All of them are angry at me, which iseems reasonable based on my keen piggy snout's deducation abilitie.

        I have lost my gun. This seems bad. the poor tavern wench I was terrorizing clearly mentioned I had a gun, and now I do not. The necktie says this is not bad. I trust the necktie. The necktie is my friend, like Kim. the necktie is my third party member.

        The officver is describving his genitalia in exaggerated terms.

        I survived the radio call to the police. I did not die.

        Shit. There are scabs. Scabs? I was not able to gaze in to tommies soul. O jave discovered a book store. I am dumb as hell, which is natural for cops. I am not certain I can actually read.

        I thinkI intuited something about the bookseller girl.

        There is something in the water. I will investigatge. I haVE DISCOVERED, I believe, a sea fort

        I see... a bag. profit... awaits? I threw the ball. Also, communards did something cool here back in the day. I threw the ball in to the water, btw. I don;'t think I was supposed to do that. Suicide sex cult propaganda and mad anarchist women with shrapnel bombs. Cool shit

        The beachhead! Amphianaisisisi! I met an old fascisti. Oh worse a monarchist

        Trying to punch a kid. Lost.

      • UlyssesT
        cake
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        edit-2
        3 days ago

        deleted by creator

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        3 months ago

        Dxm isn't the best for typing. It's fun tho, I should blast some cough gel caps sometime

        • peeonyou [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          i used to do that a lot.. i found that a few days later i'm EXTREMELY irritable and impulsive.. it goes away a day or two later but it is really freaky

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
            hexagon
            ·
            3 months ago

            Ojh i have bupolar disorder i'm always impuslive and often irritable cannt wait to see what i'm like after a week of scorched earth anti-viral warfare.