toss up between "I got big hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.", and "I worsked on the Paris Accord, with Deng Xiaoping, and the others!"

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    ”You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier” is a good one, because it's clearly something his mushy brain came up, even though he claimed it's from a John Wayne movie chefs-kiss

    ”Four more years. Pause.” is an actual joke from Naked Gun.

    ”Raprock Obama”