everyone always says lie on your resume, and i agree that there’s no reason not to. i’ve never done it before though so i want to know what i can and can’t get away with.

for example, if i’ve been out of work since january, can i just lie and say i’m still employed by the company i quit working at in january and make it look like i don’t have an 8-month gap on my resume? or is the HR person at the place i’m applying going to be able to figure out that’s a lie?

also please give tips on what are some good lies to add, how to punch up normal looking resume shit, etc

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  • buh [she/her]
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    23 days ago

    The general rule to follow is don't lie about anything that they can verify. Actually don't lie at all, just think of yourself as having permission to exaggerate. Really the whole game is about exaggerating without outright lying. But to go back to your question, licensure, education, and employment dates are concrete facts that can be verified with a background/reference check, so in your case, you might have to be honest on your resume, but you can probably give some vague reason for why your employment there ended like "the direction of the company changed and I became redundant", or just say "health reasons, but I'm good now and ready to get back in the workforce", they won't probe further if you say it was for health out of fear of a lawsuit.

    Something I would be comfortable exaggerating is experience with specific skills/tools. For example the last time I used Java was almost a decade ago, and it was only for college projects, nothing professional, so as you can imagine I'm an idiot compared to an actual professional Java programmer, but I'll put it on anyways (if it's listed in the job posting). It will improve the chances they'll give you an interview, and they might not even ask about it all, and if they do, it might not be a huge deal that you only have nominal experience with it.

    • unmagical@lemmy.ml
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      23 days ago

      That last point especially. I've also used Java and it was years ago, but I've also used C, C++, Python, JS, Go, Ruby, and C#. I am currently a professional software engineer who understands concepts of programming, and though it's been a while if you need Java i can write Java.

          • keepcarrot [she/her]
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            23 days ago

            I was more commenting on the very rapidly having to learn a lot of different languages once or twice each and then putting all of them on a resume because that's what recruiters like to see.

            But I see you were making a joke after typing this comment. Very good

    • footfaults [none/use name]
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      23 days ago

      Hell yeah, I haven't touched Java since high school comp sci but I'll put it on my CV