• DerRedMax [comrade/them, any]
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    2 months ago

    In typical British fashion, they hoard them, not because they want to spice their food, but so everyone else has to eat bland food and like it, like they do.

    • Beetle_O_Rourke [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Homophones strike again!

      Horde: Noun, "A horde of Football players ate everything I had prepped".

      Hoard: Verb, "I've been hoarding rice and 5.56 for when FEMA comes by"

      Bonus third meaning because english is a fuck

      Hoard: Noun, "The foragers came back with a hoard of edible mushrooms"