One of Tolkien's letters describes orcs as“squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes: in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types.”

And I was thinking about, 1.) Look at the legs on these Mongolian wrestlers all decked out for a major national wrestling festival, and also 2.) how Tolkien's racist description wasn't enough, and orcs have been depicted as more and more grotesque over time. Canonically orcs more or less just look like humans, but that's not "other" enough so they keep getting turned in to more and more bizarre looking monsters.

Either way, this is what i'm thinking about when i'm laid up with the 'rona. If y'all like wrestling or buff men in tiny pants check out Mongolian wrestling. From what I understand it's a hugely popular sport there and has been for like a thousand years.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Afaik this is about as bad as he ever gets. Like, credit to the guy, his orcs aren't actually a racial stereotype of anyone, they're more a metaphor for industrial warfare. LotR has it's issues; Monarchism, Hobbits as utopian yeomen farmers, all kinds of stuff, but it's much less egregious than the stories that inspired it and the stories it inspired. Like it's smack in the middle between Conan and Warcraft, with Conan being straight up Klan levels of racist, and then you've got Warcraft's traditional depiction of trolls as Jamaican stereotypes, native american minotaurs, whatever their orcs are supposed to be.

    Games Workshop did weirdly good by making their orcs British soccer hooligans.

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      Games Workshop did weirdly good by making their orcs British soccer hooligans.

      They also made their flavor of ontologically evil elves into pasty nordic vikings.

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        The Druchii aren't really Nordic at all, that would be the Norscans/Norseman. If anything the Druchii are like if a canadian mining company gave out the CIA torture guide as part of the employee handbook.

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      whatever their orcs are supposed to be.

      Brits. Stolen from Warhammer orcs, which originally were satire on British football hooligans - Warcraft 1 was supposed to be Warhammer game originally but the licence did got revoked as soon as the game started to appear fun, we can't have that in early Warhammer games. So the Blizzard did a typical Blizzard thing and took them anyway, just without the satire. And this also checks out on many other levels:

      • were opressed for few years but cannot shut up about that ever
      • speaks about honor and freedom all the time but constantly do mass murders and pretends its some oopsie factions just coincidentally in power at the time
      • more or less coerce other people into joining and then colonises them in the United Kingdom Horde and before you notice there are orcish military bases everywhere
      • promote rapacious capitalism and widespread environmental destruction
      • speaking of environmental destruction they destroyed one world already, also doing genocide
      • served demons
      • have legends about being noble people before getting coerced into demonic servants and genocide by coincidentally small clique and rest having no agency whatsoever, which breaks under some scrutiny
      • their architecture is incredibly shitty and their cities looks like dumps

      To be fair the early W1 and W2 orcs were mostly bog standard evil horde just with some effort put in, but the more time passed, the more British they became.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Games Workshop did weirdly good by making their orcs British soccer hooligans.

      Yeh, dat wuz a gud plan, and dat's why I'm a proppa git for me orky boyz. guts-rage

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        I have never seen anything Warhammer 40K related that wasn't improved by putting more focus on the Orkz.

        Though admittedly on the very few occasions I touch WH40K anything, I tend to go Imperial Guard. I'm an incurable sucker for stories about ordinary people fighting through terrible situations shrug-outta-hecks

        I remember GW did a scenario pitting a planet's Imperial Guard against a Space Marine chapter, but they fucked it up by going with the most boring possible motivation of "the planet's population has been mind-controlled including its Imperial Guard, so the Space Marines have to save the day" rather than one of the countless understandable reasons an element of the Guard would mutiny.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          Games Workshop has increasingly leaned into making what was once a Thatcher bathroom -era satire of all things Thatcher into a "these space fascists are actually good guys and you should admire and look up to them" pandering effort to sell more Spehs Mehreens to chuddy enthusiasts.

          As a consequence, the setting is in places ponderously tryhard and pretentious and up its own ass, and Da Orkz is a proppa pressa valve to dat muckin' about. shrek

          • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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            2 months ago

            Da Orkz is a proppa pressa valve to dat muckin’ about.

            Just there's a problem about that, if you think about scale and of what they really do for a second. Suffice to say, even a faction like Culture from Banks books, which had not genociding as a rule, would probably wiped them out.
            Books about orks are pretty good though, for some reason they usually tend to be more deep in lore than 19876987th story about heroic last stand or le epic quest for nothing which most of other books in 40k are.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              2 months ago

              They're not the good guys, nor did they ever have pretenses of being the good guys. My point is they're the persistent sense of humor of the sometimes ponderously pretentious 40k setting.

              • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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                2 months ago

                Sure, but tons of people forget that and fun=good is very prevalent opinion among the ork fans, so i got into the habit of reminding people that biological military von neuman rogue machines are nothing good. Then again the fashdom is full of unironic stans of factions like Tyranids, Drukhari or Black Templars, so... Also 40k fun can be cringe as fuck, allow me to unearth the ghastly cadaver of Angry Marines.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                  2 months ago

                  allow me to unearth the ghastly cadaver of Angry Marines

                  Please don't.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                  2 months ago

                  Orks being, well, self-destructive gits seems to be the built-in limiter system that prevents them from utterly devouring the galaxy, so there's that.

                  • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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                    2 months ago

                    Probably? After War in Heaves ended krorks devolved into orks and did... something for the entire 60 million years, but that something wasn't spreading themselves everywhere, since in 60 million years they would, even in the current state, filled every single niche possible. I doubt Eldar waged apocalyptic wars against them for the entire time, so their current resurgence seems to be reaction to humanity, species very much resembling ancient necrontyr, spreading to entire galaxy (which Eldar never did, also Eldar were nominally on the same side of WiH) and dragging chaos everywhere they go. Also necrons are back. Also tyranids everywhere. Galaxy in grave danger on multiple fronts, krorks to the rescue.

                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                      2 months ago

                      The fiction setting's comic relief rampaging more out of control than usual may well be like an allergic reaction to the fiction setting straying that far from its satirical roots.

                      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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                        2 months ago

                        rampaging more out of control

                        If you mean in universe everything escalated pretty harshly since orginal Rogue Trader and even first editions of 40K. Out of universe it's mostly just "SHUT UP I KILL YOU" Ahmed kind of humour recently. Though even in it they still have moments, like Ghazghkull at pretty much close to beginning of his career came to space hulk where he met greater daemon of Khorne coming straight from the permanent warp portal, krumped him in less than minute then screamed straight into the warp "THAT WAS PATHETIC! SEND SOMETHING BIGGER!" to which the portal closed and daemons all over hulk evaporated.

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      I know Tolkien always said his stories werent an allegorical, LotR is still a story about dark forces amassing in the east, coming to destroy the fairskinned blond haired fascists good guys

      I really struggled watching rings of power because i was instantly rooting for, Adar and his band of merry friends (with chosen names, struggling for national liberation)

      I started reading the Russian middle earth story from the orcs perspective (i cant recall the name), and i was really enjoying it until i got distracted

      sorry I'm rambling, hope youre feeling better Frank