The sooner you abobdon that hope the less dissappointed you will be - parent who dropped their third grader off for the first time this morning

Best you can hope for is you get the dumbest cop in the county and hope it's not your daughter they try to pursue a relationship with

i was there but now i am a parent so i hope they solve school shootings within 12 years

They seem to only happen at public schools🤔