• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Who's more with the American people?

    Some stuck up King or a working sailor man?

    • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      When the Burger King fails to suppress the Popeye mutiny, Colonel Sanders will rise to crush the proletariat and establish Kentucky Fried Fascism.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Luckily, Long John Silver will conduct a series of coastal raids which will destabilize the nation and prevent the mass mobilization of of the Whiteshirts