• mustGo [any]
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    2 months ago

    Explaining american politics anything to americans: So imagine a burger...

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Who's more with the American people?

    Some stuck up King or a working sailor man?

    • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      When the Burger King fails to suppress the Popeye mutiny, Colonel Sanders will rise to crush the proletariat and establish Kentucky Fried Fascism.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Luckily, Long John Silver will conduct a series of coastal raids which will destabilize the nation and prevent the mass mobilization of of the Whiteshirts

  • degen@midwest.social
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    2 months ago

    Wow, this is a surprisingly apt ELI5. But I'm sure capitalists will somehow bend it to PoSiTiVe MaRkEt FoRcEs.

  • Blep [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    BK is probably the worst fast food chain currently. Im told dairy queen is in contention but ive literally never been

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Popeyes hands down. They fucked booger fling up when they sold out, quality has gone wayyy down.

    Popeyes blackened chicken sandwitch when they have it is pretty good.