so-true Wow, they're tweeting about the #arabspring! Online platforms are going to be instrumental in providing free speech everywhere in the world!

That does sound more than a little sus.

fedposting Do you live in an evil authoritarian state where your freeze peach is being suppressed? Our friendly American social media service is here for you!

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Can't be too careful, never know when the Volcel Police are listening

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      2 months ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police