"Let's assume, for the sake of the argument, hypothetically, that I am a pig pooping on my own balls. How much turd would land on my testicles? Now multiply that by 5 to the fifth power (to account for my very large butthole) , and that's how much dung actually rests on my dong."
"Let's assume, for the sake of the argument, hypothetically, that I am a pig pooping on my own balls. How much turd would land on my testicles? Now multiply that by 5 to the fifth power (to account for my very large butthole) , and that's how much dung actually rests on my dong."