Why can't every show just be a parade of 
with 
"nonpolitical" characteristics where not a single uncomfortable thought might reach the treat hogs' unbothered heads?
They babble about 
but what they want is the cheap lazy noisy thought-terminating spectacles from Fahrenheit 451.
It's not even buttrock. It's post 9/11 style country garbage. That genre is bad enough as it is, but having it be treat printed makes it even worse.