Joke title but today I watched again the teaser for Biohazard 5 and man did it look so much better than the final product. Honestly I hope Capcom skips this game for a remake or if they do, only focus on Sheva, since the original is so racially charged that G*mers still don't want to talk about. What was Capcom thinking 
If they were to remake it, just completely skip over the magic temple part
Instead of light-bending crystals and spear-tossing tribesmen, just make it old timey Umbrella goons
If Oswald Spencer was there in the convoluted past, we should get to fight zombies with handlebar mustaches and pith helmets
chip chip ol' chap I say I could use a spot of human flesh