morshupls so-true dumpster-fire

  • christian [he/him]
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    9 hours ago

    So the statement that only an idiot would believe a word Elon Musk says has now been legally certified thanks to his own lawyers?

    I hope there was a fanboy on the jury who tried very hard to push back on the other jurors that it's not stupid to believe this stuff, before finally caving, being consoled by the fact that from the start he didn't want Musk to lose.

    edit: Actually, a funnier idea is Elon's lawyers desperately trying to disqualify a fanboy from being a juror because the plaintiff's lawyers have an expectation of what the defense will be so aren't interested in doing that themselves.