Oh my god that was so scary, dark as fuck outside going 55 on country roads when I see a weird dark spot ahead-oh fuck that’s a family of bears. I swerved and slammed the brakes and everything is okay but holy fuck.
It was a mother black bear and 2-3 cubs, they were super cute for the second I could see them.
For anyone that does hit a bear, be sure to take it to central park and make it look like a bike accident. It's a really funny bit.
I said to my partner right after it happened “I was almost RFK jr! We nearly had to go to Central Park to get rid of it!”