https://archive.is/wip/dN7Lk Fresh archive of what needs to be a site tagline:

I just attended a Marxist lecture for extra credit and had to sit there while the guest condoned not voting, claimed Obama didn't end the war, and called the 2009 loans bailouts. Please make me feel better before I puke.

I'm not joking my more immediate coping mechanism was the catering provided so I had a lot of cookies.