Denim? So millennial!

Baseball caps? So millennial!

Basketball shoes? So millennial!

Socks? So millennial!

Side parts? So millennial!

Middle parts? Also millennial.

Eating food? What a millennial!

Farting? MEGA millennial!

Crying? Definitely a millennial!

Existing? Holy shit get with it you old fart millennial!

P.S. generational warfare is dumb