• happybadger [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Woke ruined pokemon years ago anyway. I don't remember any of them having genitals since the original 151. Pikachu doesn't even have a penis in the new games.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Pikachu used to have the best penis. I remember writing to the anime studio and telling them that I hate political correctness and it'd piss off the libs if they made Pikachu's penis large enough for me to see it in every scene. I wouldn't have to draw it on paper and put it on the tv screen it'd always be there if it was bigger. Liberals would hate that and also bulbasaur's. I wrote lots of letters about bulbasaur.

        • miz [any, any]
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          2 months ago

          Whenever Pikachu's penis is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's Pikachu's penis?"

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            2 months ago

            They should stop the show until it's visible again. Everyone should stand there until the camera zooms in or the artist makes it bigger.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      You would like the design on a lot of Gen 5 mons, then. For example, Beartic.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Beartic is where woke won. All pubes, no penis. Compare that to charmander.