"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    The odds that someone will support a war are inversely proportional to the odds that they will die crumpled up on the cold, hard ground, sobbing and clutching the shredded remains of their torso.

    • Pentacat [he/him]
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      5 hours ago

      Maybe they need to market their cum extraction services a little better? They’re joining exclusively small group of corpses and they should be proud of that.