"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    1 hour ago

    The odds that someone will support a war are inversely proportional to the odds that they or someone they love will die crumpled up on the cold, hard ground, sobbing and clutching the shredded remains of their torso.

    • Pentacat [he/him]
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      7 hours ago

      Maybe they need to market their cum extraction services a little better? They’re joining exclusively small group of corpses and they should be proud of that.