What is the point of this little breast pocket near my left shoulder?
I have like 10 t-shirts with a tiny breast pocket right over my left nipple, and what am I supposed to put in there? I've never put fucking anything in this pocket, but it's always there with a tiny tag from whatever manufacturer made the shirt.
A copy of Mao's little red book, it's easily accessible and can be pulled out to smite liberals.
damn i gotta buy a copy of his book to do this now