war with Paraguay because the country has bad vibes

Colorado Party in shambles. The Dems would probably win the Bolivian-American vote if they did that though, maybe they will even find a 130 year old Huey Long (Weird, but he supported Paraguay during the 1920's and 1930's during the Chaco war) living in there.

They should try something like announcing their plan to bring back prohibition, saying they’re gonna make us go to war with Paraguay because the country has bad vibes.

Paraguay is known for Illegal Whisky Trafficking lol