It'd be his first good punchline.

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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    2 months ago

    The really funny thing that’s going to happen is that in a few days PR will seat its first pro Independence governor in its history.

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Honestly we should get the best Lathe of Heaven users on Hexbear to think of the funniest way the timeline goes from here. Dalmau wins, Trump wins, Dalmau pisses Trump off somehow, Trump sells Puerto Rico to China, then China puts missiles in Puerto Rico and we have a repeat of the Cuban missile crisis?

      • FactuallyUnscrupulou [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Could you please stand a little closer to the lathe for a little while longer? I want the coolest possible outcome.

        • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          I'll break into the base and press the button myself if that's what it takes.