Walleye sandwich, cheese curds and a concrete mixer could pull me out of the deepest depression known to man.
Walleye sandwich, cheese curds and a concrete mixer could pull me out of the deepest depression known to man.
Full throated support from me in your loathing of astrology. Apparently everyone who is a cancer sign is an abomination in the eyes of astrologists and it's the most annoying bullshit ever. Fuck astrology.
I cannot wait for my Fall camping trip. I'm gonna dedicate some real planning to this one and pack efficiently because I'm starting in Connecticut before going North. If I could see the ocean and a moose in the same week that would be pretty neat.
My Friday consisted of drinking 7 Boilermakers, meeting the most beautiful Brazilian lady and then falling hard on my face. I got some pretty fucked up cuts, but I guess falling in love is just a literal thing nowadays.
He sent Abdul a picture of his house.
Upvote to become Venezuela on steroids
Pacific and Mountain time zones are chock full of morons. To quote Frank Oceans mom, "Sluggish, stupid, lazy and unconcerned".
Great Lakes residents, it's time we get together and form a compact before anyone tries any funny business.
Chicago and Sonoran dogs have more sandwich cred than a lobster roll for instance.
Have you ever tried Casey's gas station breakfast pizza? You'll need to pry those window slices from my cold dead hands.
Is this like a vampire thing where I have to get invited inside by the participants in the building?
I may be judging too soon, but in my brief time in Boston I've noticed the hot people are lacking. What gives?
Non-traditional family bad.
The drug task force raided our home when I was 9 for growing weed. My parents are actually cited in a SCOTUS decision because of what went down. It wasn't at that moment that I hated the US, but over the years it certainly manifested into what I believe today.
Incredible response time. Many have said this before, but I'm saying it again. We have the best police in the world; even possibly best in the universe.
I officially have a crush on one of the ladies in my community organization. Hexbears please talk me down from the ledge. I've already notified volcel police but fear they won't respond soon enough.
I don't have red hair either...
Why tf is this loser rehashing a 26 year old joke?
My face has drastically improved since getting cut up last weekend. I hope the scars kinda heal up more cuz right now they are pretty purplish looking.