Honestly we should get the best Lathe of Heaven users on Hexbear to think of the funniest way the timeline goes from here. Dalmau wins, Trump wins, Dalmau pisses Trump off somehow, Trump sells Puerto Rico to China, then China puts missiles in Puerto Rico and we have a repeat of the Cuban missile crisis?
Honestly we should get the best Lathe of Heaven users on Hexbear to think of the funniest way the timeline goes from here. Dalmau wins, Trump wins, Dalmau pisses Trump off somehow, Trump sells Puerto Rico to China, then China puts missiles in Puerto Rico and we have a repeat of the Cuban missile crisis?
Could you please stand a little closer to the lathe for a little while longer? I want the coolest possible outcome.
I'll break into the base and press the button myself if that's what it takes.