Here's how: If your phone has predictive text, start typing with the first word of the post before yours and then just keep using the predictive text to make a new post. You can post as many predictive text words as you want.
This is exactly how AI works so we can literally just be an AI. Let's show those tech bros who's boss. I'll start:
Hello is there anything I need for a ride to work today or do I have a call at least I can do that. Well, you know what you are talking like in a good place for a while back. Anyways, I'm going back in a little while. Good night sweet dreams and happy birthday to my beautiful sister.