Oh shit, I better open a window as the rain has stopped. Also I better grab that book from the bedroom.

NO I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE MORE THAN ONE TRIP

Oh my partner is standing up. Please baby can you grab that thing that's 4 metres away as getting up from the sofa must be avoided at all costs.

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    18 hours ago

    Adults screaming across the room for something is my pet peeve. I teachers (shitt chud teachers) who yell 50 metres to ask a student a question. I'm not a young man, but ffs I can walk over.