I didn't realize Beanis is a race. That's awesome.

Can we use DEI to steal high-income jobs we're not qualified for if we identify as Beanis? Are there guaranteed full tuition scholarships and admissions quotas to elite universities? Will we get our free mcmansion in the suburbs next to the cracker family that worked hard exploiting others throughout generations for theirs?

I just wanna coast through life but my current race-based handouts aren't good enough.