Here's how: If your phone has predictive text, start typing with the first word of the post before yours and then just keep using the predictive text to make a new post. You can post as many predictive text words as you want.
This is exactly how AI works so we can literally just be an AI. Let's show those tech bros who's boss. I'll start:
The only way I could be a better player than you are right there right there in front you know what I'm saying and I'm just gonna be a good person to you I just want you know I don't care about that and I'm gonna do whatever I can get it I just want your help I just don't care what I don't want you know that you don't want me I just don't wanna hurt anybody I just wanna be a better player I just don't know how you can feel and feel like you don't care I just don't know if I can get a better person I just want you I just don't want you to know