cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/224107

Treat Defender:

  • "Let people enjoy things"

  • Just wants to shut brain off and relax

  • Shit taste

Treat Assassin:

  • Powerful crit(icism)s

  • Appears out of nowhere and identifies flaws and weaknesses you never would've noticed but now can never ignore again

  • Mysteriously fades into shadows when their own treats come under attack

Treat Mage:

  • Nuanced, insightful analysis, can find positive/negative aspects in just about anything

  • Flexible offensive and defensive options

  • Susceptible to bullying, avoids direct confrontation

Treat Paladin:

  • Likes good things

  • Doesn't like bad things

  • Simple as

  • Nobody wants to hang with them because they feel threatened by their moral superiority and obviously correct takes

Treat Cleric:

  • Long list of rules for not engaging with things that others find frustrating and arbitrary

  • Has one specific domain of treat they enjoy

  • Wouldn't watch a Miyazaki movie because it's anime

  • Somehow keeps being right about stuff

Treat Warlock:

  • "So bad it's good," cult classics

  • Will happily explain how their favorite treat is problematic in ways you never would've considered

  • Lack of practical effects their third biggest issue with capitalism

  • Nobody told them irony is dead

TYS, add your own

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    2 days ago

    Treat Ranger: gives pet spiders treats. Favoured enemy: Bazingas.

    Treat Bard: Mostly found buying treats at folk festivals and Ren Faires

    Won't stop singing about how your favourite treat is bad.

    Inexplicably liked despite this.

    Treat sorcerer. Naturally born ability to only choose good treats.