https://fxtwitter.com/Breaking911/status/1854235937615630408

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    8 hours ago

    Alex Jones is sitting at his desk in a livestream. "Trump has appointed me High inQuisitor. The first thing I'm gonna do with my powers is start an investigation into the demoncrats and their spawn the reptilians who did Sandy Hook, killed kids, and made me look bad. Trumps gonna stop them. And I'm gonna help him do it."

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