https://fxtwitter.com/Breaking911/status/1854235937615630408

  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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    19 days ago

    https://hexbear.net/comment/4962431

    I said when they first charged him that if Trump spends even a single day in prison I will eat my own dick and I stand by it

    Always correct

          • darkcalling [comrade/them, she/her]
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            18 days ago

            I can see it now. Trump calls in gravy team 6 to break him out, they kill a ton of cops in a firefight while rescuing him, once back at the white house he drone strikes the judge and prosecutor responsible and he spends the next couple years vindictively attacking Democrats and their prosecutors and dismantling the justice department while battering the hell out of NY with federal antagonism that's not really legal further pushing the idea of a breakup of the states into the mainstream. Democrats promise to jail him after he leaves office but he dies days before the election after finishing a Big Mac for dinner and Vance issues a sweeping pardon for Trump's family and associates for all activities to which Democrats tut tut but have to respect the institutions and so go on to face-plant in the next election as well despite it being "the most important election of our lives".