I'll go first:

  • Libs will suddenly discover that there's concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
  • Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
  • McDonalds' releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
  • John Bolton releases a new book.
  • Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
  • Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
  • Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
  • SovietyWoomy [any]
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    14 days ago

    The democratic party will continue to support the genocide in Gaza and the concentration camps at the border

    Biden will invade Iran

    First human to human transmission of bird flu in early January

    Trump will call Zelensky a loser, but weapons shipments will remain at status quo

    Trump will go off script and talk about how he has the best penis at some random press conference

    Trump will veto a national abortion ban. Bipartisanship will override the veto

    Elimination of overtime pay for all salaried workers

    $500 stimulus

    Blue Jan 6 at some random tourist attraction in DC. All liberals involved will be jailed. At least 1 will be deported

    National guard will open fire on pro-Palestine protestors

    Biden will shit himself will giving a speech at a college graduation

    Mass shooting at a gamestop after tariffs make video games more expensive

    • RoabeArt [he/him]
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      14 days ago

      Elimination of overtime pay for all salaried workers

      The other day I "joked" with my friend that this will be how Donald implements his "no tax on overtime" campaign promise. He'll just get rid of overtime protections entirely. Can't tax something that nobody has.

    • REgon [they/them]
      hexagon
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      14 days ago

      At least 1 will be deported executed for treason