• SexMachineStalin [comrade/them]
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    16 days ago

    Please Xi, can I have honourary Chinese citizenship so I can become a train conductor for CRH?

    I told Drew Pavlou on Twitter that me and his mother had sweaty, animalistic, National Geographic-levels of sex while Comrade Hao's rendition of Without the Communist Party there would be no China was playing on the surround sound