• Kieselguhr [none/use name]
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    4 hours ago

    Can't they borrow the CIA's heart attack gun? Since Trump is the biggest threat to America?

    Either Trump isn't Hitler 2.0 or they don't give a shit that he's Hitler 2.0

    • NPa [he/him]
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      edit-2
      3 hours ago

      They have been hitting him with the heart-attack gun continuously since he started running for President, but because his heart is constantly failing on its own, all the gun is doing is restarting it.